Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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