- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

I like your hair

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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