What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Replacement Referees

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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