- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Waffles ate my grandma

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Mitt Romney

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

The Moon Landing.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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