- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

7+5=12

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.