Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I just drank a cola.

Soccer...

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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