- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

William wright is Gay

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Muslim athletes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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