Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Your Mother

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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