What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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