- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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