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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

autistic kids rock

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

* anti-punchline

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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