- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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