- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

You have friends

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

hey John will you make some copies

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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