- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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