Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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womens rights

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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