What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

womens rights.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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