- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

womens rights

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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