- Anti Joke

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Asians

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

who is awesome? no one...

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives