Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Three black men were walking...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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No

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hello

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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I have aids

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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