- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

That's what she didn't say

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

who's a slut... you're mom

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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