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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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