Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What does water smell like? water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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I love alchohol!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Penis.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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