What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Womens basketball

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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