How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

i just pooped that is all!

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Punching a baby

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why was the gay guy sad?

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