- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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