- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I just drank a cola.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Soccer...

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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