What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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