Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Whats white? A fridge

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