- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Im batman...suck it losers

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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