What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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