- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

sky's sty

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Im batman...suck it losers

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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