Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Poop.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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