If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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your life

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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