What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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don't read this

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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OOOOPPS /

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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