- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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