a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Woman rights.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

The Big Band Theory

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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