Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Do you love me? No.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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