what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Burp

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anthony sucks

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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