What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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