- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

YES! EXACTLY!

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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