Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Your mom is so nice.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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