you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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arena football

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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