Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A blonde walked into a bar.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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