What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Vagina.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

KONY 2012

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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