what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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