A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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