hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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