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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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