knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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