- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

sky's sty

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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