- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

well use a tissue!

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