- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

autistic kids rock

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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