- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

[Insert anti-joke here]

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

you will like this because i am black.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Bags of delicious poop.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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