- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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