Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Can midgets still have big dreams?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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