- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Women's Rights.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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