What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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I'm Jewish

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Mitt Romney

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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The Moon Landing.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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