- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Roses are blue Colton is gay

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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