- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

dick dick dick... frogs

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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