- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A sober Irish individual.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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