- Anti Joke

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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