Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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i just pooped that is all!

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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