- Anti Joke

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

knock knock who's there? faith

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.