- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What is life? Paul.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

LIFE :(

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

a man makes a bad joke

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