What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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