A dog is always in the pushup position.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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