Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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an athiest walks into a church

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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