What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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My penis is big... not.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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