See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Anti Joke

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