- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Women's rights

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

women's rights

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

So does Blake

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Y u do dis?

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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