This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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