- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

wael.. nuff said

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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