- Anti Joke

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

bryden is a faggot

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.