Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Internet Explorer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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The dewey decimal system

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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